Quiz
1. What is the best way to get your kids to do what you ask of them?
2. Which do you think is the most effective form of discipline?
3. How do you see your role as a mother?
4. How far does your family travel for vacation?
5. Your academically gifted child has been accepted by an expensive private school whose tuition you can't afford. How will you pay for it?
6. Your teenaged daughter is having boy trouble. How do you react?
7. Which best describes your relationship with your husband?
8. How clean is your home?
1. What is the best way to get your kids to do what you ask of them?
With a polite but firm command.
2. Which do you think is the most effective form of discipline?
Revenge.
3. How do you see your role as a mother?
As a puppet master, pulling the strings and watching your children dance.
4. How far does your family travel for vacation?
All around the world.
5. Your academically gifted child has been accepted by an expensive private school whose tuition you can't afford. How will you pay for it?
Rob a bank.
6. Your teenaged daughter is having boy trouble. How do you react?
Plot to "eliminate" the boyfriend.
7. Which best describes your relationship with your husband?
What relationship?
8. How clean is your home?
Messy, because my husband and children are animals.
An objective observer might describe you as scheming, manipulative, and conniving.
You may be a bit of a nag, but who can blame you? You're the only one holding your household together.
Although parenting presents almost infinite challenges, you always face them with kindness and generosity.
You're a hip, happening mom who's more like a sister than an authority figure.